Election officer: " hey wats ^ young voter ^____^ "
Me: " not much I'm here to vote!!! :D "
Election officer: " omg awesome here's a cookie"
I didn't know they gave out free cookies!
"my only regret is that I have only one vote to give"
Onwards to victory!
And to those of you who wish to make a statement by voting for bush/3rd party/no one in hopes of sending 'the system' into 'chaos' so that everyone 'wakes up', I'd say that there's about as much a chance of that happening as there is for things to change by you working 'in the system'. Also, I have two middle fingers for you, you flippant self important motherfuckers.
With regards to my comment regarding third party votes, please note that I only disagree with that if you're doing it to Rip The System. If you are voting libertarian/green/whatever because you like their party line, more power to you.