1. If you're going to use LJ to text me, don't do it at 4:15am
2. If you use LJ to text me at 4:15am to complain about something, at least make sure that your complaint doesn't get truncated
3. If you do send me a truncated complaint at 4:15am, at least put your name
5. Getting the pixies' coachella live set was the best thing I ever did. I've relived it at least 50 times now.