Items I am now missing:
all my money (I want to spend all your money!~!1)
half of my shoelace
my affinity for alcohol
one of the holes in my belt
Items I acquired at some point:
a lovely print from paul. I heart you!!!!!!
two and a half socks
Thanks for all the birthday wishes, you interweb people. And as for you, patrick and jag, you can't plan my downfall so easily! I am so going to stab you guys with a hammer the next time you're within range.
oh, and to my wife: you are very sneaky. I was pleased by the surprise. Perhaps I will stop the beatings for the next week?