rugburns from slug sliding in short sleeves ->
head through the wall (another slug sliding casualty) ->
sprained ankle ->
separated shoulder ->
For the next few days, you may refer to me as sling as I managed to separate my shoulder diving over patrick while he was roffling down the hill last night. Well, the actual injury occurred at the conclusion of the dive, when I neglected to cushion the fall with my hands.
I guess this is what happens when you party as hard as you can.