I am back at work. When I got here, there were 494 unread emails in my inbox. I'm down to 88 as we speak...er, as I type. 87. ha! You may be asking yourself, 'Hey! I wonder why he hasn't yet killed himself with the red alArt 2 special edition chrono legionnaire pewter figurine he has on his desk', or alternately 'why are nachos so good?'. Well, the 2nd question is one of the greatest mysteries of our time, so I won't ruin it for everyone by revealing the answer. The answer to the first question is complex, but it has a lot to do with a benefactor who will remain nameless, as well as Jon and Danny being here to make fun of work with.