Your favorite distraction (nefarious) wrote,
Your favorite distraction
nefarious

questionably notable

I recently saw a really enjoyable movie but can't seem to remember anything about it. I will have to go see it again, I guess?

Also, while dining on chinese food in the hood (renton), Melissa somehow forced me to order 3 entrees and afterwards they brought me a bill for $411. I was determined to get my $411 worth of bitching and/or lawlz out of the situation, and proceeded to inform the waitress that the food was good, but not $411 good and asked her if she was surreptitiously proposing that I become co-owner of the restaurant. She busted out in 'teh lols' all the way back to the register where she moved the decimal point to the correct position.

And the moral of the story is: Chinese food + women = $411 (plus tip)
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