Your favorite distraction (nefarious) wrote,
Your favorite distraction
nefarious

  • Mood:
  • Music:

deliver to me the girl with dulcet tones

Sometimes I forget that livejournal isn't (entirely) a spectator sport.

Things that I have done lately that may warrant inclusion in a post:

I accidentally hit a goose with a golf ball on my second shot while playing a par 4. and let me tell you, I hit the fuck out of it. I was scared to go take my next shot, as there were dozens of other geese around the now hella pissed off one, but I persevered without engaging 'teh brids' (I did not, however, salvage par. I think hitting brids is a 2 stroke penalty).

I floated (I use the term loosely as I managed to capsize my raft twice) down the Yakima river and used a huge water cannon to terrorize small children and any other living things within range. At times I also attacked sticks, rocks, grass and the river itself.

I helped successfully identify and confine a port 135 broadcast storm at work that was taking everything down. I knew something was up when my cube-mate was all 'My computer locked up and my hub's utilization is peaking. :'(', so I did a packet trace and saw a bunch of screwed up stuff, and was all like 'lols'. Then a few of us got together and figured it out. We isolated the offending boxes and everyone was like ':D!!!!1'. I know that one wasn't very exciting, sorry.

Before I leave, I want to ask everyone's opinion on something: Do girls have junk? Or, more accurately, can a girl's junk be referred to as junk?

I say yes, but apparently there are people out there who disagree. What do you think?
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 20 comments