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WE LOVE YOU SLING

Firstly, thanks to everyone who showed up last night to the impromptu going away party. However, I'm a little worried; each party at Danny's house this year has resulted in an injury to my person, each progressively more severe than the last.

plowchart:
rugburns from slug sliding in short sleeves ->
head through the wall (another slug sliding casualty) ->
sprained ankle ->
separated shoulder ->
?

For the next few days, you may refer to me as sling as I managed to separate my shoulder diving over patrick while he was roffling down the hill last night. Well, the actual injury occurred at the conclusion of the dive, when I neglected to cushion the fall with my hands.

I guess this is what happens when you party as hard as you can.
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